Blaise Pascal Wagers That You're An Asshole

from There's Always by Money in the Banana Stand

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And aren't all the best lyrics stolen?

Well, I know a kid who thinks he's punk rock
'cause he buys it
And I know a kid who thinks he's punk rock
'cause he never buys shit.
And I'm not certain as to where it is I stand,
I think it's somewhere in between.

But it's hard to be brutally honest
when you can't think of anything to say.
So I'm just sewing loose thoughts together
with dental floss, it's stronger than any thread.

And everyone thinks they have the best,
the best friends in the world.
Well I've seen the kids you hang out with,
and they suck.

But it's hard to be brutally honest
when you can't think of anything to say.
So I'm just sewing loose thoughts together
with dental floss, it's stronger than any thread.

I'm not doing stupid shit, I'm story hunting.
I'm not doing stupid shit, I'm hunting stories.
Let's go on an adventure, let's go story hunting,
we've got a tent, we've got a sign, we've got our thumbs.

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from There's Always, released June 23, 2010

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